is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
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Hi, I'm Elric, 18, half-gay, and done with hating on things. From now on I shall only express my love for things in this blog space. Things like Against Me!, Metric, video games, butts, cute people, the word fuck, and other stuff. Feel free to talk to me about anything. I can't give advice (unless it's about music or a game I play) but I love interacting with other people.
• Bands
• This is my ask. Feel free to use my fanmail or whatever instead of this, or keep using this or just fucking talk to me I don't give many fucks
• submissions or something? Go ahead, have fun. Or post it on your own blog, that's cool to I love you all more than I do myself
• Bands
• This is my ask. Feel free to use my fanmail or whatever instead of this, or keep using this or just fucking talk to me I don't give many fucks
• submissions or something? Go ahead, have fun. Or post it on your own blog, that's cool to I love you all more than I do myself
This is literally my favorite post of all time.
I CANNOT FUCKING BREEEEEAAAAAATHE
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If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
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Have you noticed the Mosquitos are already out! Here is a homemade trap to help keep you and the kiddos from being a blood donor!!!
HOMEMADE MOSQUITO TRAP:
Items needed:
1 cup of water
1/4 cup of brown sugar
1 gram of yeast
1 2-liter bottle
HOW:
1. Cut the plastic bottle in half.
2. Mix brown sugar with hot water. Let cool. When cold, pour in the bottom half of the bottle.
3. Add the yeast. No need to mix. It creates carbon dioxide, which attracts mosquitoes.
4. Place the funnel part, upside down, into the other half of the bottle, taping them together if desired.
5. Wrap the bottle with something black, leaving the top uncovered, and place it outside in an area away from your normal gathering area. (Mosquitoes are also drawn to the color black.)REBLOGGING BECAUSE IMPORTANT
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4chan reminisces over a familiar children’s book.
talesof4chan.tumblr.com
100 duders are building a 1:1 scale model of the continent of Westoros in Minecraft
Are you FUCKING kidding me?!
http://mc.westeroscraft.com/map/#/2280/64/9805/-9/0/0
LOOK
LOOK AT THIS SHIT
APPARENTLY I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW BUT HOLY SHIT. IM IMPRESSED, BUT WHY THO
wH
AT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
[loudly screaming at screen]
gives up on minecraft forever holy fucking shit no way no fucking waylord have mercy for this is the tightest shit that ever fucking was
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I was born at an incredibly young age
i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class
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